Monday, April 25, 2016

“American Capitalism is the best economic system in the world”
-By nobody ever.
                I used to dream of a time where I would wake up without my individual freedoms. Sadly, living in this extremely capitalistic society, my dreams have been completely crushed. I hate the right to choose what I want to buy at the store. I hate the fact that I have to decide things for myself. Most of all, I hate that I have to work for the things that I want. Shouldn’t anything and everything I want just be given to me whenever I want it? The answer to that is yes, obviously, the government just chooses not to give us everything for free because they don’t want to. The whole government is full of capitalist pigs that insist of robbing the innocent citizens of the free stuff that we want. The whole economy is just a way to keep the poor people poor. It oppresses everyone who isn’t white and male. The rich people in this society are rich because they worked for their money! How unfair is that? I won’t be able to attend college to get my liberal arts degree because it is going to cost too much money. The swine that run the colleges refuse to give me a scholarship just because I got all C’s in high school, can you believe that? If I had applied for a major like business or engineering they probably would have let me in because they are all misogynist. If we were one of the great countries like Cuba or Russia or North Korea or the U.S.S.R then I would have the same rights as everyone else. In those perfect countries everyone got the exact same things and there was no upward movement for anyone at all. That is the dream. At this point I would even settle for a fascist dictator like Hitler because at least he treated everyone the same. Hitler would recognize my ability to contribute and he’d let me go to college. I dream of the great leaders of Stalin and Lenin and Mao and Hitler and Castro and Chavez and Sanders. All those guys know what they’re talking about when it comes to leadership. All of them (except Bernie (yet)) have led great civilizations of people with only good things to tell about them. When Bernie Sanders wins the 2016 election The United States of America will become the best nation in the world. Then I’ll get my free college that I deserve and the free house I deserve and the free cars I deserve and the free Starbucks I deserve and the free EVERYTHING that I deserve. Bernie will make this crappy capitalist country into a super socialist state! Then finally nobody will be oppressed and everyone will get what they want with no work involved. With Bernie I’ll finally be able to get the liberal arts major that I know I’ll be able to use in the real world. But it really doesn’t matter because nobody is going to have to do any real work anyway. We can make the white capitalists do the hard labor they deserve for running the economy for so long. The only good thing about our current economic system is the social security system. It helps the old people that society says “can no longer contribute” to live even longer than they really need to. The thing about our social security system is that we really need to be putting even more money into it. The government could just give the elderly enough social security money to keep them alive forever. THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TOO!!!! The greedy people in the government don’t care what happens to any of us as long as they are getting the money that they want. That is soooooooo wrong! With Bernie as president the old people will get enough money that they can just stay alive forever. That’s great!
VOTE BERNIE 2k16
If you don’t you deserve to be put down.
People who vote against Bernie should have their brains thrown into the trash as their brains are garbage inbred and racist anyway. If you’re against socialism then you’re likely brain damaged, and shouldn’t breed so you don’t spread your ignorance, bigotry, and racism. All we have to do to implement it is ban the sale of goods. We’re almost there with Bernie now. It will just be a little longer before the world is the perfect place that it has always supposed to be. If only we could be a little more like the great countries of the past I wrote about earlier. I wish that I lived there in the first place. And remember guys, and girls, and others, if you like this blog check out my other blog that is entirely cats or my adult blog that I run on the side. I love you kiddos.